Afro engineering 101

[Rear-Vue]

intake design and building for 05 ion2 5spd

http://www.our6thplanet.com/viewtopic.php?t=334

[S.Bretz]

I ain't regeristering...so link the pic over, pretty please [img]{SMILIES_PATH}/biggrin.gif[/img]

[scottyr94]

What he said.

[saturn_06]

it worked fine for me...

[scottyr94]

Now it works.

[PurdueGuy]

it worked fine for me...

+1

[Plastic Fury]

Worked for me also.

Looks like an all Canadian board and still I see Project92SC2 is a member lol.

[Rear-Vue]

forthe ones that cant see it

Hello, students


My name is Micheal Kurchak, your proffessor, an afro engineer, my assitant adam will demonstate and show pictarz on how to constuct a intake for a 2005 ion2 sedan manual. and all with a couple handy tools.

first. off all you need the proper equipment, and no i dont mean fancy madrel benders, cnc machine, tap and die machines, people with real engineering degrees, and fancy heated rooms. Nope we were outside in -14 weather snowing and blowing wind at 730pm

now the tools we need are:

government parking garage with power plug ins (free fuckers)
jumper cables (for when you run your batt dead from having your lights on to see wtf your doing) (adam got it as a gift)
3/4th sabersaw (christmas present)
drill with misc stolen drill bites ( dads old set)
screw you screw driver (adams )
(1) canadian tire special order J mandrel bent pipe (60 bux)
(1) compression ring from canadian tires plumping section (6 bux)
(4) ring claps (5 bux)
(1) rubber tb thing (no clue adam had it)
(1) air intake from adams old setup (free with purchase)
(2) idiots that had no real clue wtf they were doing (free obviously who'd pay for us)
(2) saturns incase 1 broke and had to go somewhere to buy parts

so first we brought it all to the garage



then we found our plug area




plug in said power tools make a neat little area with tools and saturns parts everywhere and place all useless plastic piece in ion trunk


so then make sure the you calm the ion down and please it so it wont fuck up on ya, i found that stroking the stubby aftermarket radio antenna seem to do the trick


so once the ion is all calm and finished, you crack her open take out the plastic crap, measure a couple times cut the J bend in half measure and adjust to what you need, use heavy grit sand paper or metal shaving bar thing (no clue wtf its called its just a sandpaper metal stick thing lol) clean all the areas around it so you dont cut yourself and such. measure and fit the area and even cut the proper spot for the stupid as fuck MAF sensor, but long story short

from this

to that in less then 3hrs

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we even had enough time to show adams afro'd exhaust, stock pipe no muffler but a purdy tip.. hah


see where that hanger is.. tahts sappost to be a muffler.. the moron welder muffler guy though it sounded cooler without it.. morons been sniffing 2 much welding rod...

so in conclusion today class will little or no tools, and common sense and safety you can cut exhaust pipe (with safety glasses obviously) with no clamps or anything just good old fashion foot on 1 side and hand on the other side cutting on a concrete floor lol, you can make yourself one of those fancy 300-500 dollar intakes from crap you find at canadian tire for under 120 bux.

so from your professors have a good day and dont give me a stupid apple.

RAAAAWWWRR